Albert is an eye candy junkie with a penchant for the graphically improbable. He takes nothing with a grain of salt, and even less with sugar. His idea uptake is matched only by his idea output: nothing will slow him down. While he tells it like it is, his work drives his audiences to reach for new worlds and is the brains and the brawn behind this very website. He is a perpetual motion machine who's publications, photographs and schemes will change the world. Yet somehow amidst his passionate professional fervor he entertains no respite from his toils at the coal face of the happiness of Laura and their two weird dogs Degi Ka and Critter.

Ellie is is a freelance journalist who has written for The Age'sEpicure section and for Poster magazine. Ellie has penned a shortstory, entitled "Ellie's Jellies" which was published in 'Thanks for the Mammaries' (Penguin 2009). Ellie's Jellies explores the topic ofboob food (yes, boob food) and forms part of a collection of short storiesby female writers including Maggie Alderson, Kathy Lette and JoolsOliver. 

Ellie is committed to breakfast. In a selfless attempt to discoverMelbourne’s greatest breakfast hangover cures, Ellie will often getherself drunk on a weeknight. Ellie is tireless in her search for thebest eggs benedict in town and is fearless when it comes to blackpudding at 8am. Ellie has even been known to devour porridge, followedby huevos rancheros, followed by maple syrup hotcakes – all in onesitting.